Public aid joke…The Democrat Turn around.

A Democrat walks into the local Public aid office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have jobs then to get Public aid. “The social worker behind the counter says your timing is excellent.” We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, he’ll supply all of your clothes and because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas vacation trips. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. “The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re bull shitting me!” The social worker says, “Yeah… you started it. Now here is your public aid check, I don’t have time for jokes.