Washington, DC– Congressman Ron Paul of Texas appears to have his own problems with a birth certificate. He doesn’t have one. The controversy may be enough to derail the Republican congressman’s quest for the Oval Office.
Birth certificates weren’t around when Dr. Ron Paul was born. They didn’t have them back in the Mesozoic Era. Dr. Paul admits to being (and looking) very old, but even his closest supporters are surprised to learn he’s well over 70,000,000 years old.
Dr. Paul does have something like a birth certificate, and he hopes that it will be enough proof. Dr. Paul was hatched from a dinosaur egg, and still has some of the egg fragments. The congressman is always happy to show them to people, in place of a birth certificate.
Whatever happens, Dr. Ron Paul deserves to be the next president of the United States. He is the only one older than the country, and the only one older than the North American continent.
WASHINGTON (AP) – Fire trucks and concrete mixers, semis, heavy-duty pickups and all trucks in between will, for the first time, have to trim fuel consumption and emissions of heat-trapping gases under new efficiency standards announced Tuesday by President Barack Obama. The White House said the standards will save businesses billions of dollars in fuel costs, help reduce oil consumption and cut air pollution. The standards apply to vehicle model years 2014 to 2018. The new targets affect three categories of vehicles. Big rigs or semis will have to slash fuel consumption and production of heat-trapping gases by up to 23 percent. Gasoline-powered heavy-duty pickups and vans will have to cut consumption by 10 percent, or by 15 percent if the vehicles run on diesel fuel. The standards also prescribe a 9 percent reduction in fuel consumption and greenhouse gas emissions for work trucks, which include everything from fire trucks and concrete mixers to garbage trucks and buses. In a statement, Obama said the new standards had the support of companies that build, buy and drive medium and heavy-duty trucks. The president had planned to unveil the standards at a trucking business in Virginia, a state crucial to his re-election hopes, but the White House canceled the trip Tuesday morning without explanation. Instead, the president he met privately at the White House with industry officials to discuss the initiative. The White House projected savings of 530 million barrels of oil and $50 billion in fuel costs over the expected lives of the vehicles covered by the new standards, along with improved air quality and public health. The administration released no miles-per-gallon equivalent for the new standards, saying that doing so would be confusing given the different categories of vehicles, the different types of vehicles in each category and the varying payloads that each one carries. Officials did stress that the costs of making the trucks more fuel-efficient – ranging from hundreds to thousands of dollars per vehicle – will be recouped through reduced fuel costs over the lifetime of the vehicles. It’s the second round of fuel efficiency standards in the past month. Last month, Obama announced a deal with automakers to double overall fuel economy to 54.5 mpg by 2025, starting in model year 2017. Cars and light trucks now on the road average 27 mpg. That followed a 2009 deal committing cars and trucks to averaging 35.5 mpg by model year 2016. (Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
The above story is a lie, as a former Trucker I will tell you that the methods needed to reclaim waste gasses will reduce horse power and increase the cost of transporting goods…once the cost goes up they never come down..JolietJake.
Republicans hand Obama the ammo!
NATIONAL PATRIOT CALL TO ACTION!
Yesterday morning, President Barack Hussein Obama stood before a nation put in financial crisis by his Democrat friends and made two significant and totally unacceptable statements
- Let me distinguish between professional politicians and the public at large,” the president said, emphasizing that lawmakers, not the American people, were “paid to worry about” the debt limit. – The public is not paying close attention to the ins and outs of how a Treasury (bond) auction goes. They shouldn’t,” he said. “They’ve got a lot of other things on their plate. We’re paid to worry about it.”
- “I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue, because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it,” Obama said. – “These are veterans checks, these are folks on disability and their checks,” he said. “There are about 70 million checks that go out.”
Here’s the translation for all the “little people ” who don’t understand those big DC words!
- “Let me explain the difference between professional politicians and you commoners – you people are stupid!”
- “If you all don’t allow me and my friends to continue bankrupting your nation, senior citizens, disabled people and veterans is where we will stop federal payments first!”
The stupid little people have a different plan for balancing the federal budget though .
- NO MORE CIRCUMVENTING THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS
- NO INCREASING EXECUTIVE POWER OR AVOIDING CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT
- NO RAISING THE CURRENT DEBT LIMIT
- NO MORE DEFICIT SPENDING AS OF AUGUST 1, 2011
- BEFORE CUTTING OFF ANY PAYMENTS TO SENIORS, VETERANS OR THE DISABLED, EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO CONGRESS MUST STOP THEIR OWN PAYCHECKS FIRST
- BEFORE YOU CUT OFF PAYMENT TO THOSE WHO PAID INTO SOCIAL SECURITY, ALL WHO DRAW BENEFITS WITHOUT HAVING EVER PAID INTO SOCIAL SECURITY MUST BE DUMPED OFF THE SYSTEM FIRST
- BEFORE A SINGLE DEPLOYED SOLDIER GOES WITHOUT ANYTHING, EVERY MEMBER OF THE JOINT CHEIFS MUST GIVE UP THEIR PAY AND BENEFITS
- BEFORE A SINGLE TAXPAYER IS ASKED TO DO WITHOUT ANYTHING ELSE, 9. ALL NON-TAXPAYING CITIZENS MUST BE TAKEN OFF THE PUBLIC DOLE
10. I CAN KEEP GOING HERE, BUT I BET YOU GET IT BY NOW
Proving once again that you can’t get good government from a corrupt society, Democrats continue their utter destruction of our nation at break-neck speed. Meanwhile, House Republicans are making a show of debating over a fraction of the cuts necessary to avoid national bankruptcy. Senate Republicans are so spineless as to suggest congress should pass the power of the purse strings to the Executive branch. The news media is nothing more than a propaganda machine for the international left.
The people have had it with the elitist hogwash being shoveled down the throat of every American taxpayer by both political parties. It’s time for the elites to hold their nose and – eat their peas!? If you agree CLICK HERE and send a message to your lawmakers, state and federal!
This call to action is issued by The United States Patriots Union, LLC of Sheridan, Wyoming and strategic partner Stand Up America. The software for sending this message is being provided free of charge to all American Patriots who understand the need to take a stand, together, as ONE!
Once you have sent your message to your lawmakers, take one final action. Obama is once again telling American taxpayers to “eat their peas ” in other words, shut up and take the table scraps Washington DC is willing to allow you! – Go to your kitchen pantry and grab a can of peas. Ship them to:
Barack Hussein Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500 –
Mexico: Today a Mexican argued the point that he should be accepted because in his country he is oppressed, yet this same Mexican starts telling me he loves Mexico better then America because Americans are fools, Why..??, because we bend down and kiss their asses when they cry racism..he said in his country they would shoot you for just about anything….let’s see maybe I am wrong..don’t think so, we are fools for taking them in, Mexico is so great, and everyone here is a racist…WTF.., this same man has a fake SS card, got free loans from our government and this same man is a Gang banger..Drives an Escalade, can afford clothing that we only dream of and we support this filthy leach with our taxes….what’s wrong with this picture. I asked him would he want to be an American citizen, he said “hell No..why lose all the free shit he gets…..He does what he wants to whomever he wants and no one stops him….